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..and that’s how babies are made in the 21st century. (beauty) (via)
What kind of sexting
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i struggle between wanting to stay up late and wanting extra hours of sleep
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If I walk into a Subway and ask them to make me a grilled cheese, do you think they’d do it?
Try phrasing it like “American cheese on six-inch Italian bread, toasted”
Good news:
Every time I think this post has died, someone brings it back and I am forced to relive possibly the worst sandwich I’ve ever eaten
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when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh